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Look, you're wasting our time,

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you're not going to get us to not

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believe in evolution,

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and why is that?

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Because the smartest scientists in

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the entire world all agree

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that it's real.

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I'm glad you brought that up,

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because, Mr. Reynolds,

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science is a

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liar sometimes.

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So Gladdens was sitting at a

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stoplight and eating his bowl of

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cereal and some in somebody's rear

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ends and the cereal flies

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everywhere. And he was, of course,

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reasonably upset with the person

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that rear ended him.

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But then he's telling the story to a

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roomful of television writers.

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So we can't get past the fact that

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he's eating a bowl of cereal while

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he's driving his car.

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And then he's upset that he's got

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cereal all over the car.

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Knowing Glenn, it was definitely

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some kind of sugar free,

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like it's probably some kind of food

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made for animals.

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So we just right there wrote that

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into an episode.

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And we love that he had a defense

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for it. And then we started talking

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about, like, why don't we do an

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episode where where he goes

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on trial for something like this and

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then it just continues

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to snowball into various

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subjects of what should be

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tried, including just

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the truth and or reality.

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And so we just had this idea that

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maybe a really dumb person,

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Mac, could make it actually

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interesting, sort of salient

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point, but in a really dumb way.

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And so we came up with this phrase

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that science is a liar

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sometimes.

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Again, that's an interesting point

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brought up by a moron who

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can't really express himself

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in the way that a person would need

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to express themselves to make that

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a legitimate argument.

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He was also wrong

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making him and everyone else on

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Earth look like a bitch

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again.

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So please give me your

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OK, if

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you want to jump.

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You've got to go back of the

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hamburger store.

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I can't listen to the shit that was

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improvised. In fact, that entire

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sequence was not in the script.

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We were just stuck in the van,

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Charlie and I.

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I mean, I was morbidly obese in

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that season and we just had this bag

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of chips.

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And Charlie was like, just eat the

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chips, just keep eating the chips,

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just keep eating the chips, see the

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whole scene. It was like, OK, I'll

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try that. And then he's like, I'm

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just going to go in for a chip and

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just get really angry with me.

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I mean, I remember him saying it was

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like it was Charlie's idea.

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You know, these are my chips

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you don't get I just started yelling

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at him and I remembered an idea

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that I had and I had years before.

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And when I was writing a script

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about Dennis and going

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to apply for public assistance

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and and they go into

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an office, they call the welfare

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store to get welfare.

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And I just thought, well, again,

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these people are morons, quite

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possibly if they just assign

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the word store

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to to anything that could be

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used to describe pretty much any any

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place of business.

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So I just set it in the moment

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and Charlie laughed.

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And that's always the girls like to

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make your your scene partner

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laugh. Once he did, then I couldn't

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stop laughing. And it was that was a

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hard scene to shoot.

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Sometimes not.

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There's also disease, there's

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also disease in America.

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And abroad.

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Many dogs.

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God damn it, I don't know how to

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express myself unless through anger

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and personal attack, I get very

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upset. That's a pretty like on

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the nose sort of outside

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looking in like that's very meta

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what we're saying there, that a

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character could be both so

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unconscious of

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himself that he

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would only be able

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to express himself through anger and

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personal attack and yet

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conscious enough of himself

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to recognize that yet not

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change doesn't make

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any sense whatsoever.

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But we found that with Sunny.

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Those are the kinds of things that

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that we can get away with because

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the audience is in on the joke and

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jokes, people will die.

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Charlie, take emotion out of those.

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Going to point one of the

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cornerstones of Paddy's Pub ethnic

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lines.

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Your are you a little bit.

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The reason I'm telling you all this

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is because I'm playing both sides so

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that I always come out on top.

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So with this information, I'm going

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to leverage you guys into making me

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the head of security at the new

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Paddy's Pub. I think that was around

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the time when we were all getting in

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the Game of Thrones and really

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just getting into like the idea of

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of a Machiavellian undertaking

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where someone is thinking four

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or five, six, seven steps

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ahead in a game of chess.

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And we thought, wow, if these morons

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were put into a situation where they

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had to do that,

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they wouldn't be able to think of

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one step ahead, let alone the stuff

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that they were on, and then

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that Mac would be so stupid.

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So he would play both sides,

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but then he would tell everybody

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that he's playing both sides,

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thereby playing no sides

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and losing and yet not recognizing

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the fact that he was losing by even

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divulging that information.

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I came up with a really great idea,

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dude. Yeah, I'm going to play

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both sides.

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Why would you tell me that?

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Should enough, for whatever reason,

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I didn't necessarily think that that

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line would stick with people who

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resonate with people, but that

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that's a meme I see a lot, I

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think, because it sticks to

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politicians quite a bit, to be

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honest with you, we're kind of

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trying to figure out what their

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position is.

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And it seems as though they don't

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have one. But they agree with this

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side, but they also agree with that

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side so that they sort of see which

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side wins and then they cover their

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bases. I think people can relate to

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that.

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They're not going to they're not

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going to make dicks, and you give

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the public a shovel, they dig dicks,

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you give them a pen, they draw

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dicks, you give them some clag,

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definitely going to sculpt Dick and

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all of our research.

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And we've had scores of

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experts and people that have game

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tabs that people that work in the

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industry are coming in to talk to

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us. They said that one

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issue that they deal with constantly

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in their games is something called

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TTP and

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in in the Open World Games where

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you can manipulate your environment.

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They have an acronym for something

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that is that really does happen,

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which is called Time Subpoena's.

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And it's the measurement of how

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long it takes for someone to take a

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new item that is placed into the

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game and for some

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for someone out there in the world

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to manipulate their environment, to

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draw a penis.

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And we just thought that is so

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stupid and so funny and so

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ridiculous to picture like people

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waiting for this new item just so

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they can be the first one.

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And it's oftentimes like in the

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seconds, it's not minutes, days,

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weeks, months, years.

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It's as soon as, say, a shovel gets

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put into the game and they can

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manipulate your environment by

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digging a hole, someone

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immediately, within seven seconds

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has already dug up a penis.

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So we thought, well, if we're going

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to make something that seems

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authentic to the video game

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industry, we should be addressing

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things like that. So we did.