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HEY, EVERYBODY.
WHAT'S UP? I'M KRISTINA.

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AS YOU CAN SEE,
I'M HERE ON THE SET OF<i>THE RUB,</i>

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A SHOW WHICH I AM PROUD
TO COHOST ON.

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BUT TONIGHT
WE'RE NOT HERE FOR<i>THE RUB.</i>

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TONIGHT WE ARE HERE
FOR<i>URBAN JUNGLE.</i>

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FOR THE NEXT HOUR
ON THIS STAGE,

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I'M GONNA BRING BACK
THE ENTIRE CAST.

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ALL NINE CONTESTANTS
AND ALL THREE<i>PADRINOS,</i>

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EVEN MOST OF THE CREW
AND REUNITE THEM
FOR THE FIRST TIME

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SINCE THEY SHARED
THE<i>URBAN JUNGLE</i>HOUSE.

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WE'RE GONNA SEE SCENES
THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE SHOW,

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AND THE CAST
IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THEM.

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SO STICK AROUND.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT
TO MISS THIS.

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( applause, cheering )

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ORALE,TAKE NINE PRIVILEGED
 KIDS STRAIGHT OUT OF SUBURBIA.

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I LIKE BEING CATERED TO.

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<i>LOSE THEIR CELL PHONES
AND THEIR CREDIT CARDS.</i>

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I'M SOMEWHAT ATTACHED
TO MY CELL PHONE.

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<i>GIVE THEM
THREE GHETTO GODPARENTS.</i>

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YOU GUYS BEEN IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE, RIGHT?
OH, YEAH.

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<i>THEN CRAM THEM
INTO A BARRIO HOUSEHOLD
FOR A WHOLE MONTH.</i>

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I THINK IT'S GONNA SUCK,
ACTUALLY.

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<i>WELCOME TO LIFE WITH NO CARS.</i>

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DO WE HAVE
A POLICE ESCORT?

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<i>WELCOME TO THANKLESS JOBS.</i>

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I HAVE NEVER WORKED HARDER
IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.

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<i>WELCOME TO NINE ROOMMATES,
 JAMMED INTO TWO ROOMS.</i>

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TOWELS--
DO WE HAVE TOWELS?

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HOW THE HELL AM I
GONNA SHOWER THERE?

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THAT'S
LIKE A PISS TRICKLE.

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<i>IN THE END,
 EIGHT WILL BE EVICTED.</i>

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OH, MY GOD.
YOU'VE BEEN EVICTED.

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<i>AND ONE WILL WALK AWAY
FROM THE BARRIO</i>

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<i>WITH $50,000.</i>

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I'M WINNING.
I'M TAKING THIS.

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I'M GONNA WIN.
THERE'S NO--NO WAY

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ANYBODY IS GONNA BEAT ME.

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<i>WHO HAS
 WHAT IT TAKES TO HANG?</i>

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I JUST WANNA GO TO BED.
( laughing )

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( indistinct conversation )

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<i>WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE,
HOMIES.</i>

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<i>THE URBAN JUNGLE.</i>

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WERE THESE PEOPLE HIRED
TO STAND HERE?

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♪♪

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♪ LET ME SAY CHECK CHECK

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♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH

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<i>LAST TIME ON</i>URBAN JUNGLE--

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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THANKS, DAD.

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I NEVER SAW THE TWIST COMING.

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THE ENTIRE 50,000, UH--

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I HAVE THE CHOICE
TO DONATE THAT

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COMPLETELY AND ENTIRELY
TO THE REC CENTER,

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OR I WILL KEEP IT
IN ITS ENTIRETY.

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I THINK SHE'LL KEEP THE--
KEEP THE MONEY.

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I THINK JANINE IS PROBABLY
GONNA GIVE THEM THE MONEY.

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I HOPE SHE GIVES UP
THE MONEY.

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I THINK THAT THIS MONEY
COULD BE PUT TO BETTER USE.

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IRENE, JUAN, IT MEANS THIS IS--
THIS IS YOURS.

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( applause, cheering )

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MY FATHER, GOD BLESS HIM,
USED TO SAY

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IF YOU DO
SOMETHING REALLY GOOD,

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SOMETHING BETTER
WILL COME BACK TO YOU.

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SO, JANINE,
YOU JUST GOT ANOTHER CHECK

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FOR $55,000.
AHH...

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( applause, cheering )

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♪ LET ME SAY CHECK CHECK

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( applause )

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OKAY, AS YOU KNOW,

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<i>URBAN JUNGLE'S</i>PREMISE
WAS SIMPLE.

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WE PUT
NINE PRIVILEGED CONTESTANTS
IN THE<i>BARRIO</i>

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FOR ONE MONTH.

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TOOK AWAY THEIR CELL PHONES,
AND BEAMERS,

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MAKE THEM GET MINIMUM WAGE JOBS,

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AND EVEN VOLUNTEER
AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER.

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AFTER A SERIES OF EVICTIONS,

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THE LAST PERSON STANDING
WON $50,000.

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AND AS YOU GUYS
PROBABLY KNOW BY NOW,
THE WINNER WAS JANINE.

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SO EVERYBODY, PLEASE,
HELP ME WELCOME JANINE.

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( applause, cheering )
♪♪

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YEAH.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT.

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ALL RIGHT, JANINE,
FIRST THING'S FIRST.

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$50--WELL, $55,000
ALL FOR YOU.

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CONGRATULATIONS,
FIRST OF ALL.

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( applause )
CONGRATULATIONS.

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ALL RIGHT.

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WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THE MONEY?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
FIRST AND FOREMOST

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THERE WERE A COUPLE OF CAUSES
THAT I WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE TO.

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AND THOSE CAUSES
WERE INTRODUCED TO ME

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THROUGH THE PROCESS
OF BEING ON<i>URBAN JUNGLE.</i>

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UM, SO I DONATED
A SMALL PORTION TO, UH--

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MAMA'S HOT TAMALES CAFE,
THEIR NON-PROFIT
ORGANIZATION,

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WHICH IS THE URBAN INSTITUTE
OF RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT--

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WHICH WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT
DURING THE SHOW.
YES--

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THAT'S GREAT.
YEAH--

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SANDI,
WHO IS THE OWNER OF THAT,

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SHE IS REALLY DEVOTED
TO, UH--

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TO IMPROVING THE COMMUNITY
AND JUST MAKING IT,

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YOU KNOW,
MORE VISUALLY PLEASING,

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MAKING IT A SAFER PLACE

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FOR FAMILIES
AND FOR CHILDREN.

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SO, UH, IT SOUNDED,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, GOOD.

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HE HE.
SOUNDED LIKE
A GOOD CAUSE TO ME.

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AND THEN
THE OTHER ORGANIZATION
THAT I DONATED TO

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WAS THE SAVE OUR FUTURE
ORGANIZATION,

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WHICH IS THE HIGH SCHOOL
THAT YOU ALL SAW.

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( applause )
THANK YOU.

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GOOD FOR YOU!
OKAY.

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WELL, I'M SURE
THAT THE REST OF THE CAST
HAS PLENTY TO SAY.

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SO EVERYBODY,
CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME
WELCOME THE REST OF THE CAST?

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STARTING WITH SALOMON.
SALOMON, COME ON OUT.

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( applause, cheering )

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RICH!

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( applause, cheering )

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ALL RIGHT. THEN VANESSA.
WHERE'S VANESSA?

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( applause, cheering )

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SASHA!

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( applause, cheering )
SASHA.

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BRYAN, WHERE IS BRYAN?
WE NEED BRYAN OUT HERE.

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THERE'S BRYAN.
( applause, cheering )

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DUSTIN. WHERE'S DUSTIN?
DUSTIN, DUSTIN, DUSTIN.

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KIMBERLY! KIMBERLY.

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THE MODEL. SO BEAUTIFUL.

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
JP, COME ON OUT.

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WELCOME BACK.
SO IS THIS THE FIRST TIME

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YOU GUYS
HAVE ALL SEEN EACH OTHER

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SINCE YOU GUYS
STOPPED TAPING?

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YEAH.
FIRST TIME.

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YOU'RE LIKE,
"FIRST AND THE LAST.
YES.

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SEE YOU GUYS LATER."
( laughing )

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WHO'S TALKING TO WHO?

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I'M STILL TALKING TO RICH.
( laughing )

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WE'RE CURR--
WE'RE CURRENTLY TALKING.

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ANYBODY ELSE?

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YEAH,
EVERY SUNDAY ACTUALLY

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VANESSA AND I--WE GET TOGETHER.

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YEAH.
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
WITH VANESSA.

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SALOMON COMES OVER
EVERY SUNDAY AND WATCHES
THE SHOW WITH ME AND--

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OH, THAT'S SO NICE!
WE GET TO SHARE ALL OF OUR
( bleep ) TOGETHER.

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YEAH, EXACTLY!

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AND THEN WE HANG
WITH BRYAN AND RICH
A FEW TIMES.

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DUSTIN, YOU CAME OVER ONE TIME.
OH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

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SOME OF US SAW EACH OTHER
WHEN WE WENT TO SEE

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OUR<i>MADRINA</i>PERFORM
HER STAND UP IN HOLLYWOOD.

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Kristina: OH, COOL.
YEAH, WE ALL WENT OUT FOR THAT.

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WAS THAT KINDA CIVIL?

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HA HA...NUH-HU.

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YEAH? "MOST OF US."
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET THERE.

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ALL RIGHT,
SO DID YOU GUYS EXPECT JANINE
TO END UP WINNING?

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OBVIOUSLY NOT, NO.
NOBODY EXPECTED THIS.

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HOW ABOUT YOU, VANESSA?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

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WHAT WERE YOUR THOUGHTS?
'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA WIN.

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YOU WERE LIKE--
YOU'RE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE,
"I'M GONNA WIN THIS."

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DID I EVER SAY THAT?

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I DON'T THINK I DID ACTUALLY.
( laughing )

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ONLY ABOUT EVERY OTHER--
HA HA.

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I NEVER ACTUALLY SAID
"I'M GONNA WIN."

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I THINK ACTUALLY I WAS ONE
OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T.

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DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I NEVER SAID THAT.

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OH, YEAH, EVERYBODY ELSE
KINDA JUST THOUGHT

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YOU WERE THE COCKY ONE,
THAT YOU WERE GONNA WIN.

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THAT'S WHAT
THEY SAID.
YEAH.

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SHE FEELS THAT
SHE HAS THIS ALREADY WON.

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OKAY, MISS KNOW-IT-ALL!
YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO DAMN CERTAIN.

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SHE'S COCKY.

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SHE'S ARROGANT
ABOUT HAVING THIS GAME
WON ALREADY.

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SO HOW DID YOU FEEL
WHEN JANINE WON?

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I THINK AS IT GOT
FURTHER ALONG,

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THEY SAID
JANINE WAS GONNA WIN.

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AND I SAID GOOD LUCK TO HER
AND I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA WIN.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO?
YOU LAST TWO.

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I THOUGHT SALOMON
WAS GONNA WIN
FROM THE FIRST DAY.

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REALLY?
AND I SAID THAT. YEAH.

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WELL, YOU MADE IT
TO THE LAST TWO, SALOMON. SO...

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I ALSO THOUGHT
SALOMON WAS GONNA WIN.

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( laughing )

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HE HE. SO I'M RIGHT THERE
WITH RICH.

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BUT, UM, I DIDN'T.
YEAH.

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
LIKE I SAID WHEN
WE WERE US THREE.

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YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS EITHER
RICH OR JANINE OR MYSELF,

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I DIDN'T FEEL BAD
NOT TAKING HOME THE MONEY.

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WHO WOULD YOU'VE BEEN
UPSET ABOUT IF THEY DID WIN?

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( laughing )

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AT THE TIME, AT THE TIME!

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EVERYBODY
OTHER THAN MYSELF.

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YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST--
IT WAS REALLY--

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WE DID GET THAT WHOLE
CABIN FEVER THING GOING.

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AND JUST LIVING ONE MONTH
IN ONE ROOM,

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ESPECIALLY BECAUSE
THEY MOVED US INTO ONE ROOM,

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JUST GOT TO ME,
SO VANESSA AND I

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JUST DIDN'T HIT OFF,
YOU KNOW--
Vanessa: YOU SNORE.

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WHAT? YOU SUCK.
( laughing )

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BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER NOW,
BUT I DIDN'T THINK SHE--

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YOU KNOW, AT THE TIME
I WOULD HAVE BEEN PISSED OFF

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IF VANESSA
WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT.
ME TOO.

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HA HA! YOU TOO.
YOU HAVEN'T SAID TOO MUCH
SINCE THEY ALL CAME DOWN HERE.

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I KNOW! I JUST CAN'T SAY MUCH
WHEN I GET AROUND THESE GUYS.

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( laughing )

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NOW, YOU GUYS HAD CAMERAS

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UP IN YOUR FACE
ALL THE TIME.

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AND THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN
ALL OVER MY FACE,

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AND IT'S KINDA
GETTING TO ME.

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I WANT ALL THE VIEWERS
TO REALLY UNDERSTAND

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WHAT IS LIKE HAVING CAMERAS
UP IN YOUR FACE

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EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF THE DAY.
TELL YOU WHAT, HOW ABOUT THIS?

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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
AND WE'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW.

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HE HE HE. BRAT.

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WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

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THERE'S GHOSTS IN THE HOUSE.

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THE CAMERA PEOPLE ARE GHOSTS.

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Woman: HE HE HE. GOT YA.

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GREAT.

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SORRY, BRYAN. HA.

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Man: SASHA?
YES.

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THE MICROPHONE'S ON YOUR BACK.
COULD YOU--?
OH, ( bleep )

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ONE MORE LAST QUESTION.
CAN I HAVE A HUG, RONI?
AT ALL?

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SURE, YEAH.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.

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D'YOU ALREADY SIGNED HER?
UM, YEAH--

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IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED.
OKAY, LET'S GET OFF.

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( indistinct conversation )

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THERE WERE
SOME TIMES WHERE I, LIKE,

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I WAS LIKE,
"STOP THINKING LIKE THAT

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BECAUSE IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN."

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( indistinct conversation )

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<i>iFRUTAS!</i>

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UH, TAUGHT ME THAT I--

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YOU DON'T FEEL
LIKE A PIECE OF CAKE?

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MOM, YEAH--
OH, I'M SORRY.

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MOM, IGNORE THEM.
HE HE.

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♪ OFFICER MIKE HAS A

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All:
♪ REALLY BIG GUN

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( laughing )

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JO...
( giggles )

00:09:26.250 --> 00:09:29.459
YOU HO...
( laughing )

00:09:29.459 --> 00:09:31.918
( laughing )

00:09:32.334 --> 00:09:34.000
GOOD NIGHT, OFFICER MIKE.

00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:36.417
GOOD NIGHT.

00:09:36.417 --> 00:09:37.999
( applause )

00:09:37.999 --> 00:09:42.709
NOW, AS YOU GUYS KNOW,
THAT WAS ALL
NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE

00:09:42.709 --> 00:09:44.209
FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS,
AND ALL OF YOU GUYS.

00:09:44.209 --> 00:09:45.876
BUT HOW LONG DID IT TAKE
BEFORE YOU GUYS

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KINDA FORGOT THAT THE CAMERAS
WERE FOLLOWING YOU AROUND?

00:09:48.417 --> 00:09:51.000
HONESTLY, I THINK IT'S HARD
TO FORGET THAT THEY'RE THERE.

00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:52.751
THEY'RE IN YOUR FACE
ALL THE TIME--

00:09:52.751 --> 00:09:54.083
I'LL DISAGREE WITH THAT,
THOUGH. 'CAUSE--

00:09:54.083 --> 00:09:55.999
NO, IT GETS EASIER
TO DEAL WITH BUT--

00:09:55.999 --> 00:09:59.209
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF ALCOHOL
EVERYTHING ALWAYS GETS
A LITTLE BIT EASIER. I THINK.

00:09:59.209 --> 00:10:01.459
WHEN YOU'RE BLACKING OUT
AND WALKING AROUND
AND TALKING SILLY

00:10:01.459 --> 00:10:04.501
YOU DON'T KNOW
THEY'RE THERE AT ALL.
I WAS, LIKE, FIRST HAND.

00:10:04.501 --> 00:10:06.999
I KINDA FORGOT THAT THE CAMERA
WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME

00:10:06.999 --> 00:10:08.584
WHEN I CALLED MY MOTHER
A LESBIAN.

00:10:08.584 --> 00:10:11.209
MY MOTHER ONCE HAD
A LESBIAN EXPERIENCE

00:10:11.209 --> 00:10:13.250
BUT IT WAS
A QUICK COLLEGE THING.

00:10:13.250 --> 00:10:15.792
SO, YEAH.
( laughing )

00:10:15.792 --> 00:10:17.542
SO, THANKS TO BRYAN--
Bryan: HEY ( bleep )

00:10:17.542 --> 00:10:20.250
I TRIED TO--I TRIED--
WHAT WITH THAT ONE?

00:10:20.250 --> 00:10:21.999
SASHA, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DID YOU EVER GET--?

00:10:21.999 --> 00:10:24.709
I HAD AN ISSUE
WHEN IT CAME TIME
TO GO PEE OR SOMETHING

00:10:24.709 --> 00:10:28.584
BECAUSE I KNEW THESE GUYS
WERE LISTENING TO ME PEE
EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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AND I WOULD TRY
TO TURN MY MICROPHONE OFF

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AND THEN IT WOULD ALMOST
FALL IN THE TOILET.

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AND THEN YOU'RE,
LIKE, NOT SURE
IF YOU GOT IT ON RIGHT

00:10:33.501 --> 00:10:35.000
AND THEN THEY'RE STANDING
RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR

00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.292
WAITING FOR YOU TO,
LIKE, TURN IT BACK ON

00:10:37.292 --> 00:10:38.999
AND THEY'RE ON YOU
LIKE HOUNDS.

00:10:38.999 --> 00:10:40.292
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
WHEN WE COME BACK,

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WE'LL CONTINUE CATCHING UP
WITH THE ENTIRE CAST
OF<i>URBAN JUNGLE.</i>

00:10:43.999 --> 00:10:46.959
AND THERE ARE SOME SURPRISES
IN STORE FOR THEM.

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SO DON'T GO AWAY.

00:10:48.459 --> 00:10:51.125
( applause, cheering )

00:10:59.042 --> 00:11:01.083
♪♪

00:11:03.999 --> 00:11:06.626
Marilyn: IS EVERYBODY HERE?
Pete: EVERYBODY'S HERE.

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OKAY. THAT'S COOL.

00:11:08.459 --> 00:11:12.083
WELL, WE ALL KNEW
THIS DAY WOULD BE COMING.

00:11:12.083 --> 00:11:13.918
AND TODAY'S THE DAY.

00:11:14.999 --> 00:11:18.292
THREE OF YOU
HAVE TO LEAVE THE SHOW.

00:11:18.292 --> 00:11:19.999
OKAY, DUSTIN.

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I'M GONE?
YOU'RE GONE.

00:11:21.542 --> 00:11:22.959
ALL RIGHT.

00:11:24.292 --> 00:11:25.834
JP.

00:11:26.876 --> 00:11:27.999
Pete: KIM.

00:11:27.999 --> 00:11:29.709
Bryan: IT SUCKS, MAN.
Vanessa: THAT SUCKS.

00:11:29.709 --> 00:11:33.999
THEY SAID KIM AND PJ
AND TO ME HONESTLY THAT WAS...

00:11:33.999 --> 00:11:35.999
I WASN'T TOO SURPRISED
BY THAT.

00:11:39.999 --> 00:11:41.667
( applause )

00:11:41.667 --> 00:11:45.125
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. NOW WE'RE BACK
WITH THE CAST OF<i>URBAN JUNGLE.</i>

00:11:45.125 --> 00:11:46.375
NOW, DUSTIN,

00:11:46.375 --> 00:11:48.584
JP, NOT PJ.
NOT PJ.

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NOT PJ. JP AND KIM.
( laughing )

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YOU GUYS WERE THE FIRST
TO BE EVICTED.
YEAH.

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UH, AFTER WATCHING THE SERIES,
IS THERE ANYTHING

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THAT YOU GUYS SAW FROM THEN
THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE
DIFFERENTLY?

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I ACTUALLY GOT EVICTED.
IT TOOK ME MORE BY SURPRISE
THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

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I WAS LIKE, "I'M EVICTED?"

00:12:01.417 --> 00:12:05.292
I WAS SHOCKED
BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY
OVERCONFIDENT IN MYSELF.

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AND I NEVER FELT A REASON
THAT I GOT EVICTED

00:12:07.584 --> 00:12:09.999
OTHER THAN THE FACT
THAT I WAS HAVING SOME ISSUES

00:12:09.999 --> 00:12:12.042
WITH THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE.
UH-HUH.

00:12:13.167 --> 00:12:14.459
YEAH--

00:12:14.459 --> 00:12:15.042
( laughing )

00:12:15.042 --> 00:12:16.501
THANKS, SASHA.
Bryan: THAT WAS HARSH.

00:12:16.501 --> 00:12:17.999
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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ME? I DON'T THINK
I COULD HAVE CHANGED

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ANYTHING DIFFERENT BECAUSE,
LIKE, WHEN THE CAMERAS--
THEY CAME AROUND,

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LIKE, THOSE WERE
THE FIRST TIMES I'VE EVER BEEN
AROUND CAMERAS IN MY LIFE.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WOULD YOU HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING?

00:12:27.250 --> 00:12:28.834
THE WAY THE ACTED
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT

00:12:28.834 --> 00:12:29.999
YOU WOULD HAVE DONE
DIFFERENTLY?

00:12:29.999 --> 00:12:32.709
NO. IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD
BECAUSE THE CAMERAS
WERE ON A LOT

00:12:32.709 --> 00:12:33.999
AND IT WAS A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT, UM--

00:12:33.999 --> 00:12:37.667
AND THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT SORT OF GRAVITATES
TOWARDS THAT A LITTLE MORE.

00:12:37.667 --> 00:12:39.167
AND, LIKE,
JP AND I SORT OF JUST

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FELL TO THE BACK SOMETIMES.
SO WHEN THE CAMERAS WERE ON--

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IN THE CORNER,
LIKE THIS.
HE HE.

00:12:43.250 --> 00:12:45.999
ALL RIGHT,
DID YOU GUYS FEEL AT ANY TIME

00:12:45.999 --> 00:12:48.751
LIKE YOU GUYS
WERE A REAL FAMILY?

00:12:48.751 --> 00:12:49.876
JP: NO.

00:12:49.876 --> 00:12:50.459
( laughing )

00:12:50.459 --> 00:12:51.792
YOU'RE LIKE,
"THEY'RE NOT MY FAMILY,

00:12:51.792 --> 00:12:52.667
ALL RIGHT?
THEY'RE NOT MY FAMILY."

00:12:52.667 --> 00:12:55.042
WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS WHO STAYED
ON FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER?

00:12:55.042 --> 00:12:57.999
DID YOU GUYS AT ANY TIME
FEEL THAT YOU WERE A FAMILY?

00:12:57.999 --> 00:12:59.584
WELL, I THINK WHEN IT WAS,
LIKE, THE SIX OF US,

00:12:59.584 --> 00:13:03.584
LIKE, THERE WAS STUFF,
OBVIOUSLY TIME WISE
AND MORE WORKING,

00:13:03.584 --> 00:13:05.250
SPENDING MORE TIME TOGETHER,
THERE'S MORE BOND.

00:13:05.250 --> 00:13:07.959
WHEN THERE WAS THE SIX OF US,
NOT DIVIDED,

00:13:07.959 --> 00:13:10.042
I THINK IT WAS A LOT--
YOU KNOW, AT THE VERY--

00:13:10.042 --> 00:13:14.334
OKAY, JUST THE DAY
THAT THEY LEFT.
THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST.

00:13:14.334 --> 00:13:16.999
I WOULDN'T SAY FAMILY
BUT I WOULD SAY AT LEAST
A GROUP OF FRIENDS.

00:13:16.999 --> 00:13:20.000
THERE WAS PROBABLY
A FEW DIFFERENT
SEPARATE FAMILIES.

00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.000
YEAH.
MAYBE. HE HE.

00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:25.417
SO MAYBE--MAYBE
A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY?

00:13:25.417 --> 00:13:26.959
IF THAT?
WAS THAT FAIR ENOUGH TO SAY?

00:13:26.959 --> 00:13:29.167
ALL RIGHT, SPEAKING
OF DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES,

00:13:29.167 --> 00:13:33.375
CHECK THIS OUT, GUYS.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

00:13:43.959 --> 00:13:45.209
THAT WE ARE.

00:13:45.209 --> 00:13:46.709
I KINDA LIKE THAT.

00:13:46.709 --> 00:13:47.999
AAH!

00:13:49.334 --> 00:13:49.999
( cheering )

00:13:49.999 --> 00:13:51.209
QUESTION,
YOU DIDN'T USE THOSE KLEENEX

00:13:51.209 --> 00:13:53.167
IN YOUR PURSE
FOR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

00:13:53.167 --> 00:13:56.667
( laughing )
Janine: SALOMON...

00:13:56.667 --> 00:13:58.083
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

00:13:58.083 --> 00:14:00.751
( farts )
AH...

00:14:00.751 --> 00:14:01.999
EWW!

00:14:04.709 --> 00:14:05.999
UH...OOH!

00:14:05.999 --> 00:14:11.459
IS THIS YOU'RE ( indistinct )

00:14:11.459 --> 00:14:13.000
THEY'RE HOSTAGE.

00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:15.999
SHOOT 'EM FOR ALL I CARE!

00:14:16.417 --> 00:14:20.417
Bryan: NO! NO! NO!
( laughing )

00:14:20.417 --> 00:14:23.292
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY YOU'RE TAPING THIS,
DUDE.

00:14:23.292 --> 00:14:25.292
( indistinct conversation )

00:14:25.292 --> 00:14:26.999
( indistinct conversation )

00:14:28.999 --> 00:14:31.042
AND CUT.

00:14:31.584 --> 00:14:35.501
Salomon: THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TONIGHT.

00:14:36.999 --> 00:14:39.334
Salomon: THAT'S RIGHT.

00:14:40.209 --> 00:14:42.292
( applause )

00:14:42.292 --> 00:14:45.584
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
NOW, AFTER SEEING THAT
I HAVE TO SAY

00:14:45.584 --> 00:14:48.292
THAT I SAW
A LOT OF PARENTS CRINGE
OUT HERE.

00:14:48.292 --> 00:14:49.250
'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS
ARE OUT HERE.

00:14:49.250 --> 00:14:51.501
BUT THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE
THAT KEPT YOU GUYS IN CHECK.

00:14:51.501 --> 00:14:54.626
YOU<i>PADRI</i>AND YOUR<i>MADRINA.
</i>SO WHY DON'T WE BRING THEM OUT?

00:14:54.626 --> 00:14:57.999
WE HAVE PETE,
MARILYN AND ARMANDO.
COME ON OUT, GUYS.

00:14:57.999 --> 00:15:01.584
( applause, cheering )
♪♪

00:15:06.334 --> 00:15:09.751
WELCOME, WELCOME
OUR<i>PADRINOS</i>AND OURMADRINA.

00:15:09.751 --> 00:15:12.167
NOW, AS STRANGE AS IT WAS
FOR THESE GUYS--

00:15:12.167 --> 00:15:13.999
I MEAN, NINE OF THESE GUYS
LIVING IN A HOUSE.

00:15:13.999 --> 00:15:18.709
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS EXPECTING?
WERE YOU GUYS EXPECTING
ANYTHING OUT OF THIS?

00:15:18.709 --> 00:15:20.000
RICH SPOILT BRATS.
YEAH.

00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:21.501
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY ACTUALLY TURNED OUT

00:15:21.501 --> 00:15:22.834
TO BE GREAT GUYS.
Marilyn: YEAH.

00:15:22.834 --> 00:15:23.999
DID THEY STAR OUT
A LITTLE BIT?

00:15:23.999 --> 00:15:25.334
DID THEY STAR OUT
A LITTLE BIT? HE HE.

00:15:25.334 --> 00:15:28.250
NO, ACTUALLY
THEY WERE REALLY NICE
FROM THE BEGINNING.

00:15:28.250 --> 00:15:29.709
IT WAS REALLY TOUGH
TO GET RID OF--

00:15:29.709 --> 00:15:33.876
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS
A LESSON TO BE LEARNED
ON OUR SIDE ALSO.

00:15:33.876 --> 00:15:34.709
IS THE--YOU KNOW,

00:15:34.709 --> 00:15:36.209
THEY'RE A BUNCH
OF GREAT PEOPLE.
YEAH.

00:15:36.209 --> 00:15:39.751
PETE, WAS THERE ANYBODY
WHO REALLY SURPRISED YOU
OUT OF THIS GROUP?

00:15:39.751 --> 00:15:42.209
WELL, ACTUALLY
ALL SURPRISED ME REALLY.

00:15:42.209 --> 00:15:42.999
( laughing )
'CAUSE--

00:15:42.999 --> 00:15:44.709
NO, BUT YOU KNOW,
SERIOUSLY, I MEAN--

00:15:44.709 --> 00:15:45.999
WE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT, YOU KNOW?

00:15:45.999 --> 00:15:48.876
WE KNEW THEY WERE
FROM THE SUBURBS
AND SO FORTH.

00:15:48.876 --> 00:15:51.584
AND WHEN WE SAID
THEY WERE GONNA
BE IN THE URBAN JUNGLE,

00:15:51.584 --> 00:15:53.125
I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
"THEY AIN'T GONNA LAST."

00:15:53.125 --> 00:15:54.999
THIS THING, YOU KNOW,
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

00:15:54.999 --> 00:15:56.667
ON THIS TV PROGRAM--
PFFT, A WEEK, TOPS.

00:15:56.667 --> 00:15:58.501
THEY'RE ALL GONNA,
YOU KNOW, DROP LIKE FLIES.

00:15:58.501 --> 00:16:01.000
WHICH ONE--WERE YOU GUYS
AFRAID OF ANY OF THESE GUYS?

00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:03.999
AND WHICH ONE WAS THE MOST
THAT YOU WERE AFRAID OF?

00:16:03.999 --> 00:16:04.667
( giggles )

00:16:04.667 --> 00:16:07.459
WELL, MARILYN WAS MY<i>MADRINA.</i>

00:16:07.459 --> 00:16:08.125
HE HE.

00:16:08.125 --> 00:16:10.999
BUT, UM--PETE, MAN,
I HATED YOUR GUTS.

00:16:10.999 --> 00:16:11.959
( laughing )

00:16:11.959 --> 00:16:12.999
Bryan: WHAT A JERK.

00:16:12.999 --> 00:16:14.584
AHH, HE WASN'T NICE?

00:16:14.584 --> 00:16:15.876
IT'S JUST--IT'S NOT
THAT HE WASN'T NICE,

00:16:15.876 --> 00:16:19.501
HE JUST CAME OFF
AS SUCH A HARD ASS
ALL THE TIME.

00:16:21.542 --> 00:16:24.417
I WOULD BE LIKE,
"HEY, PETE. HOW YOU DOING?"
AND SHAKE HIS HAND.

00:16:24.417 --> 00:16:25.375
"HEY, BRYAN. WHAT'S UP, MAN?"

00:16:25.375 --> 00:16:27.334
YOU KNOW, JUST--JUST LIKE--
( laughing )

00:16:27.334 --> 00:16:29.167
IT'S ALL A FACADE.

00:16:29.167 --> 00:16:31.334
I WAS GONNA SAY
THAT'S A FRONT, ISN'T IT?

00:16:31.334 --> 00:16:32.292
Marilyn: YEAH. OH, YEAH.

00:16:32.292 --> 00:16:33.626
WELL, BECAUSE
THEY ALL CAME TO SAY,

00:16:33.626 --> 00:16:34.667
I'M HERE TO WIN,
I'M HERE TO WIN.

00:16:34.667 --> 00:16:35.999
AND I WAS LIKE,
OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW,

00:16:35.999 --> 00:16:39.042
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WIN MY FRIENDSHIP
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT

00:16:39.042 --> 00:16:40.999
WITH YOUR--
"OH, I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER.

00:16:40.999 --> 00:16:42.459
I'M GONNA WIN THIS,
I'M GONNA WIN."

00:16:42.459 --> 00:16:45.417
HEY, FOOTBALL PLAYER,
YOU'RE DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

00:16:45.417 --> 00:16:46.501
I GOT GLOVES--
( laughing )

00:16:46.501 --> 00:16:50.417
YOU KNOW, A FUNNY THING
IS THEY THOUGHT THAT
THAT HOUSE BELONGED TO PETE.

00:16:50.417 --> 00:16:52.125
I WAS GONNA SAY.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

00:16:52.125 --> 00:16:54.459
YOU GUYS THOUGHT THAT
THAT BELONGED TO PETE.

00:16:54.459 --> 00:16:56.999
THE RUMOR, I THINK--
I DON'T KNOW.

00:16:56.999 --> 00:16:58.417
IT WAS ME.
IT WAS KINDA ME.

00:16:58.417 --> 00:17:00.125
YOU STARTED IT,
SASHA?

00:17:00.125 --> 00:17:00.999
WE ALL HAD THREE GROUPS--

00:17:00.999 --> 00:17:03.876
WE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY
TO GO TO DINNER
WITH OUR<i>PADRINOS.</i>

00:17:03.876 --> 00:17:07.999
I WAS BUMMED FIRST OF ALL
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE
GOT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

00:17:07.999 --> 00:17:10.167
AND GO OUT TO DINNER
WITH THEIR GODPARENT.

00:17:10.167 --> 00:17:11.959
AND WE HAD
TO STAY IN THE HOUSE.

00:17:11.959 --> 00:17:14.334
PETE SITS DOWN
AND WE HAD PARTIED
THE NIGHT BEFORE.

00:17:14.334 --> 00:17:15.999
AND THERE WAS TRASH
EVERYWHERE.

00:17:15.999 --> 00:17:18.709
THERE WAS
BEER BOTTLES AND FOOD.

00:17:18.709 --> 00:17:19.999
AND HE COMES IN
AND HE'S LIKE,

00:17:19.999 --> 00:17:22.167
YOU'VE ( bleep )
ALL OVER MY HOUSE!

00:17:22.167 --> 00:17:24.292
AND YOU GUYS JUST ( bleep )
ALL OVER MY HOUSE.

00:17:24.292 --> 00:17:26.083
YEAH, HE CHEWED US UP
PRETTY BAD.

00:17:26.083 --> 00:17:29.584
HE WAS
SO UPSET ABOUT THE HOUSE,
MAYBE THE HOUSE IS HIS.

00:17:29.584 --> 00:17:30.459
( giggles )

00:17:30.459 --> 00:17:31.417
MAYBE HE LIVES HERE.

00:17:31.417 --> 00:17:32.751
I WASN'T
THAT AFRAID OF PETE.

00:17:32.751 --> 00:17:34.999
I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE
HE'S A COOL GUY.

00:17:34.999 --> 00:17:36.375
YOU WERE AFRAID
OF MARILYN.

00:17:36.375 --> 00:17:36.999
YOU WERE?

00:17:36.999 --> 00:17:38.918
Salomon: HAVE YOU HEARD
THAT GIRL LAUGH?

00:17:38.918 --> 00:17:40.626
( Marilyn laughing )

00:17:40.626 --> 00:17:43.918
LISTEN TO THAT CRAP, MAN!
THAT'S--THAT'S SCARY.

00:17:43.918 --> 00:17:44.999
AND PLUS,
SHE'S A PHONE SEX OPERATOR

00:17:44.999 --> 00:17:48.792
SO I WAS NERVOUS
THAT SHE MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME
OR SOMETHING.

00:17:48.792 --> 00:17:50.834
"THAT SHE MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME"!
HA HA!

00:17:50.834 --> 00:17:52.584
OH, YOU THOUGHT
I MIGHT KNOW YOUR VOICE.

00:17:52.584 --> 00:17:56.999
OH, YEAH, HONEY. OOH,
I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE IT.

00:17:56.999 --> 00:17:59.999
I WILL SAY, PETE, LIKE,
AFTER WATCHING THE SHOW.

00:17:59.999 --> 00:18:02.083
I HAD--I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.

00:18:02.083 --> 00:18:03.999
LIKE I--WATCHING LIKE
YOUR DAUGHTER AND STUFF

00:18:03.999 --> 00:18:06.167
LIKE IT WAS A WHOLE LIKE--
I FELT LIKE ( bleep )

00:18:06.167 --> 00:18:09.459
IT WAS A WHOLE NEW FLIP
TO YOU THAT I WAS LIKE,
"WOW."

00:18:09.459 --> 00:18:11.250
WELL, SEE,
THAT'S MY IMPRESSION
WAS COMING IN HERE.

00:18:11.250 --> 00:18:14.959
WHEN THEY CHOSE ME,
THEY KNEW ABOUT MY FAMILY
AND MY PAST AND SO FORTH.

00:18:14.959 --> 00:18:18.959
SO WHEN I MADE IT A POINT
TO NOT TO GET TO BE
THEIR FRIENDS

00:18:18.959 --> 00:18:20.709
AND NOT TO TELL YOU
A LOT ABOUT MYSELF,

00:18:20.709 --> 00:18:23.083
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THEM
TO CARE WHAT,

00:18:23.083 --> 00:18:24.751
YOU KNOW, WHAT I'M ABOUT.

00:18:24.751 --> 00:18:26.209
AND I WANTED TO SEE
THEIR TRUE FEELINGS,

00:18:26.209 --> 00:18:28.584
THAT'S WHY I STARTED
PINPOINTING EACH ONE
OF THEM OUT.

00:18:28.584 --> 00:18:30.292
THAT'S WHEN I'M COMING
AND I SEE THE HOUSE A MESS

00:18:30.292 --> 00:18:32.834
AND PARTYING
AND THIS AND THAT
AND SO FORTH,

00:18:32.834 --> 00:18:35.042
THEIR LITTLE BICKERINGS,
YOU KNOW,

00:18:35.042 --> 00:18:36.999
"THEY DON'T LIKE ME,"
OR, YOU KNOW,

00:18:36.999 --> 00:18:37.876
"HEY, YOU SAID THIS,"

00:18:37.876 --> 00:18:40.375
OR "WE CLEANED THE YARD,
AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T
CLEAN THIS."

00:18:40.375 --> 00:18:42.501
THOSE ARE ALL...
TO ME, THOSE ARE PETTY--

00:18:42.501 --> 00:18:43.751
PETTY THINGS
TO BE FIGHTING ABOUT.

00:18:43.751 --> 00:18:47.167
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND WE KNEW THE AGENDAS
THAT WERE COMING UP.

00:18:47.167 --> 00:18:48.626
SO IT WAS LIKE--
AND I TRIED TO PREPARE THEM.

00:18:48.626 --> 00:18:51.876
AND I GAVE THEM
LITTLE HINTS AND NOBODY
CAUGHT ON BUT JANINE.

00:18:51.876 --> 00:18:54.209
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE CAUGHT ON
BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE

00:18:54.209 --> 00:18:57.792
THAT WAS ABLE TO, YOU KNOW,
PUT 'ER FOOT FORWARD
AND KEEP GOING WITH IT.

00:18:57.792 --> 00:19:01.042
YOU KNOW, AND I WOULD TELL 'EM
TO THEIR FACES MORE OR LESS

00:19:01.042 --> 00:19:04.250
"HEY, THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON.
LOOK AROUND YOU. LISTEN,"

00:19:04.250 --> 00:19:05.709
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
"BE CAREFUL."

00:19:05.709 --> 00:19:06.999
SURE IT'S A GAME,

00:19:06.999 --> 00:19:08.834
BUT SOMEBODY'S
GONNA WALK AWAY
WITH $50,000.

00:19:08.834 --> 00:19:11.626
THEY MADE AN IMPRESSION ON ME
AND THAT'S WHY I KEPT,

00:19:11.626 --> 00:19:13.375
YOU KNOW, THEY DIDN'T KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT ME.

00:19:13.375 --> 00:19:15.459
AND NOW YOU GUYS DO,
YOU KNOW, AND SO FORTH,

00:19:15.459 --> 00:19:18.999
AND, JANINE, LIKE I SAID,
IT'S--IT'S BEEN A LONG RUN,

00:19:18.999 --> 00:19:23.375
AND REALLY, I APPLAUD YOU
FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
YOU KNOW.

00:19:23.375 --> 00:19:25.959
( applause )

00:19:27.709 --> 00:19:29.042
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
WHEN WE COME BACK,

00:19:29.042 --> 00:19:31.999
JUST HOW MUCH SEX
WAS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE?

00:19:31.999 --> 00:19:35.999
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT NEXT
ON THE<i>URBAN JUNGLE REUNION.</i>

00:19:35.999 --> 00:19:39.042
( applause and cheering )
♪♪

00:19:43.417 --> 00:19:46.375
♪♪

00:19:47.083 --> 00:19:49.000
( applause )

00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:51.999
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
NOW BEFORE THE BREAK,

00:19:51.999 --> 00:19:53.000
I MENTIONED SEX.

00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:56.834
SALOMON, YOU HAD
AN INTERESTING FASCINATION

00:19:56.834 --> 00:19:58.083
WITH SEX, I HEAR.

00:19:58.083 --> 00:19:59.334
I STILL DO, ACTUALLY, YES.

00:19:59.334 --> 00:20:02.042
IT HASN'T LEFT ME,
I'M FASCINATED ABOUT IT.

00:20:02.042 --> 00:20:03.125
SO, THIS IS TRUE?

00:20:03.125 --> 00:20:05.000
OH, YES.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, UM--

00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:06.999
WE NEED TO TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS.

00:20:06.999 --> 00:20:09.501
LET'S CHECK THIS OUT.

00:20:09.501 --> 00:20:11.834
♪♪

00:20:12.125 --> 00:20:15.042
WE WERE DRUNK
AND YOU WANTED
TO SEE MY PENIS.

00:20:15.042 --> 00:20:17.083
YOU WANTED
TO SEE MY PENIS.

00:20:19.792 --> 00:20:21.834
WOW! WOW!

00:20:21.834 --> 00:20:22.999
NO, COME ON, NO.

00:20:22.999 --> 00:20:25.375
THIS--GRANDMA
AIN'T GONNA LIKE THIS.

00:20:27.834 --> 00:20:30.209
YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL SEEN
HER LITTLE<i>CHOCHA.</i>

00:20:30.209 --> 00:20:31.667
OH, YEAH, HOLD ON.

00:20:31.667 --> 00:20:34.501
OOH, BABY.
I'M TOUCHING MYSELF.

00:20:34.501 --> 00:20:35.792
OOH.

00:20:35.792 --> 00:20:39.501
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
LIKE SHE'S THE ONE THAT I--

00:20:40.250 --> 00:20:41.334
SALOMON.

00:20:41.334 --> 00:20:42.999
THAT'S MY BOOK, DUDE.

00:20:42.999 --> 00:20:44.667
I'VE SEEN ALL
MY BEST FRIENDS NAKED.

00:20:44.667 --> 00:20:47.167
LIKE, I WENT ON A CRUISE
WITH A DUDE.

00:20:47.999 --> 00:20:50.918
I HAD SAID SO MANY TIMES
I HAVE A SMALL PENIS

00:20:50.918 --> 00:20:52.459
THAT WHEN
I WENT TO GO PEE

00:20:52.459 --> 00:20:54.250
THE GIRLS KEEPS
BURSTING THE DOOR,

00:20:54.250 --> 00:20:55.667
AND LIKE--I
WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS.

00:20:55.667 --> 00:20:56.999
WHEN I WENT
TO THE BATHROOM THAT DAY

00:20:56.999 --> 00:21:00.918
I WAS LEANING OVER
TO CHECK OUT
THE GUY'S PENIS.

00:21:04.334 --> 00:21:06.876
TOYS,
VIBRATOR...

00:21:06.876 --> 00:21:08.709
HAS A GIRL
USED IT ON YOU?

00:21:08.709 --> 00:21:09.459
Rich:
NO, NOT ON ME.

00:21:09.459 --> 00:21:12.751
I GOT LIKE A BLUE BULGE
IN MY TESTICLES.

00:21:12.751 --> 00:21:13.584
CAN I TRY ONE ON?

00:21:13.584 --> 00:21:16.042
MY BODY HAS DEVELOPED
A THIRD TESTICLE.

00:21:16.042 --> 00:21:19.584
THERE'S A GIRL
IN THIS HOUSE...

00:21:19.584 --> 00:21:25.667
WHO HAS AN ANUS
THE SIZE
OF THE GRAND CANYON.

00:21:25.667 --> 00:21:26.918
Janine: OH,
DON'T SAY THAT.

00:21:26.918 --> 00:21:28.042
WHAT'S MY SONG?

00:21:28.042 --> 00:21:31.584
I DO, DAD, AND I DO HAVE
BULGING GENITALS.

00:21:31.584 --> 00:21:33.250
BUT I GOTTA GO NOW.

00:21:33.999 --> 00:21:36.792
( applause )

00:21:36.792 --> 00:21:38.999
Kristina: SO...

00:21:40.292 --> 00:21:41.584
Salomon: NO, NO, NO.

00:21:41.584 --> 00:21:44.000
( laughs )
ARE YOU--GUYS,

00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:45.334
YOU GUYS
LIVED WITH THIS GUY

00:21:45.334 --> 00:21:46.334
AND HE ALWAYS
TALKED LIKE THIS?

00:21:46.334 --> 00:21:48.876
WHAT YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
BEHIND THE SCENES

00:21:48.876 --> 00:21:50.959
IS SALOMON
IS A SEX MANIAC.

00:21:50.959 --> 00:21:54.250
WE TRIED TO GET HIM HELP,
WE TRIED TO GET HIM
INTO A 12-STEP PROGRAM

00:21:54.250 --> 00:21:57.542
BUT HE DOESN'T WANNA CHANGE,
HE'S HAPPY THE WAY HE IS.

00:21:57.542 --> 00:21:58.918
Sasha: AND THEY ONLY
CUT HALF OF IT.

00:21:58.918 --> 00:21:59.918
THAT WAS ONLY A PIECE.

00:21:59.918 --> 00:22:04.083
BUT I'M LOOKING INTO
THE PROBLEM AND YOU KNOW,
I'M LOOKING FOR HELP.

00:22:04.083 --> 00:22:04.999
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, MAN.

00:22:04.999 --> 00:22:08.334
OKAY, SO, YOU GUYS
SAW YOUR SON UP THERE.

00:22:08.334 --> 00:22:10.000
ANY THOUGHTS?

00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:11.250
WHAT SON?

00:22:11.250 --> 00:22:12.999
( laughing )

00:22:12.999 --> 00:22:16.209
( applause )

00:22:18.999 --> 00:22:22.167
HE'S MY--I DON'T
EVEN KNOW HIM. MY GOD!

00:22:22.167 --> 00:22:24.417
Kristina: YOU'RE LIKE,
"I'M ACTUALLY JUST AN EXTRA.

00:22:24.417 --> 00:22:26.000
I DON'T KNOW
WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE."

00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.918
NO, ACTUALLY HE'S
A VERY VERY NICE GUY...

00:22:29.918 --> 00:22:31.876
WHEN HE SLEEPS.

00:22:31.876 --> 00:22:32.542
( laughing )

00:22:32.542 --> 00:22:34.999
WHAT'S THAT?
A COMEDY ROUTINE?

00:22:34.999 --> 00:22:36.584
Salomon: THANKS, MOM!

00:22:37.292 --> 00:22:39.834
Mother: NO,
WE REALLY LIKE HIM.

00:22:39.834 --> 00:22:41.209
HE'S FUN TO BE WITH

00:22:41.209 --> 00:22:44.959
AND SOMETIMES
HE'S A BIG MOUTH.

00:22:44.959 --> 00:22:48.709
BUT, UM...
( laughs )

00:22:49.584 --> 00:22:50.999
ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA HELP HIM

00:22:50.999 --> 00:22:53.834
TO GET HELP LATER
ON AFTER THE SHOW?

00:22:53.834 --> 00:22:55.584
OH, HE'S ALREADY
GETTING THE HELP.

00:22:55.584 --> 00:22:56.626
( laughing )

00:22:56.626 --> 00:22:58.334
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

00:22:58.334 --> 00:23:01.375
IT IS A COMEDY ROUTINE.
BAH RAM BAH.

00:23:01.375 --> 00:23:02.083
ALL RIGHT, COOL.

00:23:02.083 --> 00:23:05.792
HOW DID YOU GUYS
THINK THAT THEY DEPICTED
YOU ON THE SHOW?

00:23:05.792 --> 00:23:09.999
Kristina: WELL? NOT WELL?
I MEAN, WAS IT TRUTHFUL?

00:23:09.999 --> 00:23:12.000
Janine: I THINK
IT WAS PROBABLY--

00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:13.918
YOU KNOW, THE FIRST
COUPLE OF EPISODES--

00:23:13.918 --> 00:23:15.626
I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU GUYS FELT,

00:23:15.626 --> 00:23:18.083
BUT I WAS SO SCARED
WATCHING MYSELF.

00:23:18.083 --> 00:23:19.999
I WAS LIKE, "OH,
MY GOD, I SAID THAT."

00:23:19.999 --> 00:23:22.918
UM, BUT I THINK
THAT THEY DID DEPICT US

00:23:22.918 --> 00:23:23.959
TRUTHFULLY FOR
THE MOST PART.

00:23:23.959 --> 00:23:25.792
I MEAN, EVERYTHING
THAT WE'RE THERE DOING,

00:23:25.792 --> 00:23:27.375
WE DID DO, WE DID SAY.

00:23:27.375 --> 00:23:29.000
BUT CERTAINLY,
THINGS CAN BE,

00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:31.999
UM, PLAYED AROUND
WITHIN THE--

00:23:31.999 --> 00:23:33.751
YOU KNOW, WITH EDITING
AND EVERYTHING.

00:23:33.751 --> 00:23:35.999
Janine: BUT WE'VE ALL--

00:23:35.999 --> 00:23:38.999
THE EDITED THE CRAP
OUT OF THE SHOW.

00:23:38.999 --> 00:23:41.042
Kristina: THEY EDITED
THE CRAP OF THE SHOW.

00:23:41.042 --> 00:23:43.000
WHAT DO YOU THINK--LIKE,
IF THERE WAS SOMETHING

00:23:43.000 --> 00:23:43.999
THAT YOU COULD
HAVE THEM ADD

00:23:43.999 --> 00:23:45.999
IN THERE FOR YOU, SASHA,
WHAT WOULD IT BE?

00:23:45.999 --> 00:23:47.667
OKAY, I'M A COMPLAINER,
I'LL ADMIT THAT.

00:23:47.667 --> 00:23:49.918
THAT I DO COMPLAIN.
Kristina: WHAT? YOU, NO.

00:23:49.918 --> 00:23:51.000
I'M SO SORRY.

00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:54.125
AND THERE WAS--LIKE
THE FIRST OR SECOND EPISODE

00:23:54.125 --> 00:23:56.918
WHERE THEY HAD ME
COMPLAINING
LIKE THE ENTIRE--

00:23:56.918 --> 00:23:59.334
I KNOW THAT I DIDN'T
DO IT THE ENTIRE DAY.

00:23:59.334 --> 00:24:01.709
HOW CAN WE HAVE A JOB
THAT'S SO FAR AWAY?

00:24:01.709 --> 00:24:03.626
I DON'T THINK
THEIR JOBS ARE THAT FAR.

00:24:03.626 --> 00:24:04.999
IT'S VERY COLD.

00:24:04.999 --> 00:24:07.792
DUDE, MY THROAT
IS KILLING ME ALREADY.

00:24:07.792 --> 00:24:09.834
( bleep )

00:24:09.834 --> 00:24:12.834
I HATED MYSELF
AFTER I WATCHED IT.

00:24:14.959 --> 00:24:16.834
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU, RICH?

00:24:16.834 --> 00:24:17.999
I WAS KINDA MAD
THEY LEFT

00:24:17.999 --> 00:24:20.167
THE INTELLIGENCE
INTOXICATED SIDE OUT.

00:24:20.167 --> 00:24:21.834
( laughing )
SEE THAT PART?

00:24:21.834 --> 00:24:24.876
BUT, NO, I MEAN,
THEY HAD DEPICTED ME.

00:24:24.876 --> 00:24:26.292
Kristina: IT WAS
REALLY UNFORTUNATE.

00:24:26.292 --> 00:24:26.999
YEAH, I KNOW.

00:24:26.999 --> 00:24:29.083
SO YOU'RE NOT THE PARTY GUY
THAT THEY MAKE YOU OUT TO BE.

00:24:29.083 --> 00:24:30.167
NO, NOT REALLY.

00:24:30.167 --> 00:24:31.417
I THINK HE DRANK LIKE
ONCE ON THE SHOW.

00:24:31.417 --> 00:24:35.083
AND THEY JUST KEPT
SHOWING THAT CLIP OVER
AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

00:24:35.083 --> 00:24:38.000
( whooping )

00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:39.501
YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!

00:24:39.501 --> 00:24:40.999
Kristina:
HOW ABOUT YOU, VANESSA?

00:24:40.999 --> 00:24:42.834
I FORGOT THE QUESTION.

00:24:42.834 --> 00:24:43.751
HONESTLY.

00:24:43.751 --> 00:24:45.876
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT POLITICS--
NO I WASN'T.

00:24:45.876 --> 00:24:46.876
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
HOW DO YOU FEEL

00:24:46.876 --> 00:24:48.999
THAT THEY DEPICTED YOU,
WELL OR NOT SO WELL.

00:24:48.999 --> 00:24:50.584
I THINK THAT, UM,
IN THE BEGINNING--

00:24:50.584 --> 00:24:52.918
I THINK THAT THEY
WERE PROBABLY REALLY
FEELING AROUND

00:24:52.918 --> 00:24:54.876
FOR HOW THEY WERE GONNA
MAKE US ALL LOOK

00:24:54.876 --> 00:24:57.709
AND WHICH KINDA CHARACTER
WE WERE ALL GONNA BE.

00:24:57.709 --> 00:25:00.375
SO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
THREE THAT LEFT FIRST,

00:25:00.375 --> 00:25:02.417
HOW YOU GUYS FEEL
ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS WERE.

00:25:02.417 --> 00:25:05.709
BUT HONESTLY,
THAT WAS ME, LIKE--

00:25:05.709 --> 00:25:06.250
( laughing )

00:25:06.250 --> 00:25:09.834
LIKE, I THINK THEY DID
A PRETTY DAMN GOOD JOB ON ME.

00:25:09.834 --> 00:25:12.501
FOR THE MOST PART,
I THINK--I THINK EVERYBODY.

00:25:12.501 --> 00:25:13.584
Presenter: YOU WERE ALL--
YEAH.

00:25:13.584 --> 00:25:15.501
AND SOMETIMES
IT WAS MAYBE THINGS

00:25:15.501 --> 00:25:16.667
SOME OF US
DIDN'T LIKE TO SEE,

00:25:16.667 --> 00:25:18.959
BUT IT'S ALL PART OF US.
YEAH, IT'S US, SO...

00:25:18.959 --> 00:25:19.999
IT'S ALL
A SIDE OF US, SURE.

00:25:19.999 --> 00:25:21.584
JP: THE ONLY THING
THAT I WOULD DISAGREE WITH

00:25:21.584 --> 00:25:23.083
IS WHEN I GOT KICKED OFF,

00:25:23.083 --> 00:25:25.167
THEY WERE LIKE,
"ALL HE DID WAS WANNA PARTY.

00:25:25.167 --> 00:25:26.999
HE WAS LIKE A HORSE
RUNNING OUT THE GATES."

00:25:26.999 --> 00:25:27.999
AND THE THING
IS I NEVER DRINK,

00:25:27.999 --> 00:25:29.999
BUT THEY MADE ME
LOOK LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC.

00:25:29.999 --> 00:25:31.751
( throws up )
OH!

00:25:31.751 --> 00:25:32.999
I REMEMBER THE EPISODE.

00:25:32.999 --> 00:25:36.209
AND YOU'RE
SITTING ON THE CHAIR...
THE TELEPHONE...

00:25:36.209 --> 00:25:38.459
ASLEEP DROOLING.
DROOLING.

00:25:38.459 --> 00:25:39.999
YES, YES.
( laughing )

00:25:39.999 --> 00:25:42.542
EVERYBODY HAS
A DRUNKEN MOMENT.

00:25:42.542 --> 00:25:44.125
YOURS JUST HAPPENED
TO BE CAUGHT ON TAPE.

00:25:44.125 --> 00:25:45.083
Vanessa:
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

00:25:45.083 --> 00:25:46.918
YEAH, EXACTLY.
JUST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

00:25:46.918 --> 00:25:48.876
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?

00:25:48.876 --> 00:25:50.459
WELL, I--

00:25:50.459 --> 00:25:51.918
I JUST KINDA--

00:25:51.918 --> 00:25:53.334
I FIGURE THEY'RE JUST
DOING IT FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

00:25:53.334 --> 00:25:54.999
A LOT OF FIGHTS,
LOT OF ARGUMENTS.

00:25:54.999 --> 00:25:57.459
BUT THEN MY FAMILY SAW IT,

00:25:57.459 --> 00:25:58.999
MY FIANCEE SAW IT,

00:25:58.999 --> 00:25:59.876
MY MOM SAW IT...

00:25:59.876 --> 00:26:01.999
THEY WERE LIKE,
"YEAH, THAT'S YOU.

00:26:01.999 --> 00:26:02.999
"YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

00:26:02.999 --> 00:26:04.000
YOU TALK CONSTANTLY."

00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.375
THEY'RE ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW?

00:26:05.375 --> 00:26:07.042
WELL, I'M GONNA
CUT YOU OFF RIGHT THERE.

00:26:07.042 --> 00:26:08.834
I'M SORRY.
IT IS--
( laughing )

00:26:08.834 --> 00:26:10.083
I'M STILL KINDA--

00:26:10.083 --> 00:26:11.501
I'M STILL
CONTROLLING THE SHOW.

00:26:11.501 --> 00:26:13.042
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

00:26:13.042 --> 00:26:15.083
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

00:26:15.083 --> 00:26:16.959
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED,

00:26:16.959 --> 00:26:18.792
WHEN WE, UH...

00:26:18.792 --> 00:26:21.667
ALRIGHT, WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE

00:26:21.667 --> 00:26:22.999
PARTY ANIMAL OF THE BUNCH.

00:26:22.999 --> 00:26:25.375
ANY GUESSES AS TO WHO THAT WAS?

00:26:25.375 --> 00:26:29.250
JANINE!DON'T GO AWAY, DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

00:26:36.999 --> 00:26:38.209
( applause )

00:26:38.209 --> 00:26:39.959
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, WELCOME
BACK.

00:26:39.959 --> 00:26:42.167
NO WE'RE STILL HERE WITH THE
CAST OF URBAN JUNGLE,

00:26:42.167 --> 00:26:44.542
DISCUSSING THEIR EXPERIENCES
ON THE SHOW.

00:26:44.542 --> 00:26:46.667
ALRIGHT. FRAT BOY.

00:26:46.751 --> 00:26:48.334
PARTY ANIMAL.

00:26:48.417 --> 00:26:49.375
QUE TAL.

00:26:49.375 --> 00:26:51.626
WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT, GUYS?

00:26:52.292 --> 00:26:53.417
all: RICH.

00:26:53.417 --> 00:26:55.501
YOU'RE THE PARTY ANIMAL GUY?

00:26:55.501 --> 00:26:56.792
UH YEAH.

00:26:56.792 --> 00:26:57.751
YOU LOVE TO PARTY.

00:26:57.751 --> 00:27:00.417
THAT'S WHAT THEY TEACH YOU
IN COLLEGE WHEN YOU'RE A FRAT.

00:27:00.417 --> 00:27:03.999
YEAH.YEAH, DID YOU OUTPARTY 
EVERYBODY, DO YOU THINK?

00:27:04.667 --> 00:27:05.000
YES.

00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:06.459
NOT EVEN CLOSE.

00:27:07.334 --> 00:27:08.999
DID THEY OUTPARTY YOU GUYS?

00:27:08.999 --> 00:27:09.959
( indistinct )

00:27:09.959 --> 00:27:11.667
THEY THOUGHT THEY DID.

00:27:11.667 --> 00:27:13.042
( laughs )

00:27:13.042 --> 00:27:15.876
I THINK THERE'S A FEW OF US THAT
DEFINITELY,

00:27:15.876 --> 00:27:18.792
DEFINITELY PARTIED A LOT MORE
THAN OTHERS BUT,

00:27:18.792 --> 00:27:22.209
SOME OF US HAD A FEW MORE
DRINKS THAN WE SHOULD OF.

00:27:22.209 --> 00:27:24.626
KIND OF SET US OVER THE EDGE 
AND APART

00:27:24.626 --> 00:27:25.542
IT KEPT US AMUSED IN THE HOUSE.

00:27:25.542 --> 00:27:28.334
AT LEAST WE COULD ALWAYS COUNT
ON RICH OR VANESSA,

00:27:28.334 --> 00:27:30.334
TO DO SOMETHING STUPID.

00:27:30.334 --> 00:27:31.334
( laughs )

00:27:31.334 --> 00:27:34.876
ALRIGHT, WELL RICH WE PUT A
LITTLE CLIP TOGETHER,

00:27:34.876 --> 00:27:35.999
SHOWING YOU GUYS ALL OF THIS.

00:27:35.999 --> 00:27:38.876
AND WE JUST HAVE TO CHECK 
THIS OUT.

00:27:45.834 --> 00:27:46.999
OH NO.

00:27:47.209 --> 00:27:52.667
( singing in spanish )

00:28:39.834 --> 00:28:43.083
I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE SO FLUENT IN SPANISH.

00:28:43.083 --> 00:28:46.000
I WAS IN SPAIN LAST SUMMER
AND PICKED IT UP.

00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:46.999
<i>BIBLIOTECA?</i>

00:28:46.999 --> 00:28:50.292
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MARIACHIS
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU THINK?

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NO.
NO?

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Janine: OH, BY THE WAY,

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I THOUGHT THAT
YOU GUYS WOULD ALL APPRECIATE...

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THIS.

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( whispering )

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FIRST OF ALL, SALOMON,

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YOUR COCK SHIRT.

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AND THEN,
EVERYBODY, QUE TAL.
Rich: OH, NICE.

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I KEPT QUE TAL--

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CAN YOU--TELL EVERYBODY
WHAT QUE TAL IS.

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OKAY, SO...

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QUE TAL WAS
THE HOUSE MASCOT, RIGHT?
YES.

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DID YOU DEVELOP THIS, RICH?

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I DID.
OKAY.

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AND IT GOT
KINDA PASSED ALONG.

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YEAH, IT WAS JUST KINDA--

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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE QUE TAL?

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I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS

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BECAUSE I JUST STARTED TODAY.

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( laughing )

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I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE NEEDING IT.

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IT WAS KINDA
LIKE A GOOD LUCK CHARM

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AND THEN I KINDA
JUST PASSED IT DOWN.

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OBVIOUSLY, IT WASN'T--

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IT WAS A GOOD LUCK CHARM
FOR ME, BUT...

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YEAH, CAN YOU
TELL IT REALLY QUICKLY

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WHAT IT IS?

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WELL, IT'S A TAMPON.

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( laughing )

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THAT'S NOT--

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SO, YOU GUYS
ARE EASILY AMUSED THEN.

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YOU TAKE A TAMPON,
NOW IT'S QUE TAL.

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IT WAS ACTUALLY
RED ONE TIME.

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I THINK SOMEONE
COLORED RED ON IT.

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ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
GONNA JUST LEAVE THAT.

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( laughing )

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BUT THERE WAS A LOT BEING SAID

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IN THE CONFESSIONS.

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♪♪

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DID ANYBODY--
WAS ANYBODY REALLY SURPRISED

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BY WHAT WAS BEING SAID,
UH, BEHIND YOUR BACK?

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GO--GO AHEAD, JANINE.

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I THINK THE THING
THAT SURPRISED ME MOST

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WAS, UH...RICH,

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HOW YOU MADE IT A POINT

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EVERY SINGLE
OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD

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TO SAY HOW I'M FAKER
THAN ( bleep )

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JANINE I THINK IS FAKER
THAN DOLLY PARTON'S BOOBS.

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SO I THINK SHE'S FAKE.

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SHE'S SO FAKE, SHE'S SO FAKE.

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SHE'S A NICE GIRL
BUT SHE'S JUST FAKE FAKE FAKE.

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SO...
WELL...

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I WAS ACTUALLY SORT OF--

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JUST TO TELL YOU, SORT OF...

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TAKEN ABACK AND, UH,

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I DON'T WANNA SAY HURT

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LIKE, I KINDA
DON'T CARE AT THIS POINT.

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BUT, UH...
( audience laughs )

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BUT WE WORKED TOGETHER
THAT FIRST WEEK

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AND WE WERE IN THAT KITCHEN
SLAVING AWAY TOGETHER

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AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
( bleep ) AT THE BEGINNING.

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AND I NEVER HAD
ONE BAD THING TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

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I WAS LIKE,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS?

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"HE'S A SENSITIVE GUY,

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"HE HAS A HEART,
HE'S A SMART GUY.

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I'M WORKING WITH HIM.
YOU DON'T SEE HIM WORK."

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THEY ALL SAW THIS ONE SIDE,

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LIKE, ALL HE WANTS TO DO
IS GET DRUNK

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AND GET ON WITH SASHA

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OR GET ON THIS PERSON
OR THAT PERSON.

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AND I ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACK.

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AND I WAS KINDA SURPRISED

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THAT--THAT--
I DON'T KNOW.

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WELL, I MEAN,

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I DID SAY A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF ABOUT YOU

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IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW.

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THAT YOU'RE A NICE PERSON,
WHICH I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE.

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UH, AND...

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WHEN I SAID "FAKE,"

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I FELT THAT YOU DID
A LOT OF ACTING.

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WHEN THE CAMERAS CAME ON

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AND THEY SAID,
"ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO,"

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YOU WOULD START TALKING

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LIKE, AS IF THEY WERE--

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AS IF YOU WERE ACTING.

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I KNOW A LOT
OF OTHER PEOPLE SAW THAT.

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LIKE, WHEN SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T
DRINK ALCOHOL ON CAMERA

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AND THEN SHE WAS DRINKING
ALCOHOL OVER THE CORNER.

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YOU GUYS,
I SAID I DON'T DRINK BEER.

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I NEVER
SAID I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL.

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YOU GUYS HAD NOTHING BUT BEER
THE FIRST COUPLE OF NIGHTS

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AND I WAS LIKE,
I DON'T DRINK BEER.

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BUT THE MOMENT
THE MIKE'S HARD LEMONADES
CAME INTO THE HOUSE,

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I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME
WITH THE REST OF THEM.

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Marilyn: YOU KNOW,
I THINK JANINE JUST TALKS.

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WHEN SHE TALKS,
SHE REALLY LIKES
TO EXPRESS HERSELF.

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SO SHE TALKS A LOT, RICH.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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THE THING THAT
I GOT OUT OF JANINE

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IS THAT SHE'S ALWAYS--

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THAT'S WHY
I ALWAYS WOULD SAY,

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"JANINE, JUST TELL US
IN ONE SENTENCE

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WHAT YOU MEAN."

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BECAUSE IF NOT...

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Sasha: SHE'S VERY,
LIKE, EXPRESSIONAL.

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Marilyn: SO WERE YOU.

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SO WAS SASHA.

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Sasha: I'M VERY EMOTIONAL.

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JANINE, I THINK A LOT
OF THE THINGS SOME OF US--

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LIKE YOU'D SAY--

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I DON'T KNOW
IF IT WAS ACTING.

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OR IT WAS LIKE A THOUGHT
THAT JUST POPPED IN.

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AND, LIKE,
JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT,

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LIKE, "OH, IT'S
REALLY PRETTY TODAY."

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LIKE NO BIG DEAL
AND IT JUST CAME OUT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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IF YOU WERE
TO SPEND TIME WITH ME--

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OH, I'M NOT SAYING IT
IN A BAD WAY.

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I KNOW, I KNOW.

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THERE WE GO.

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VANESSA, I REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE SELLING<i>PALETAS</i>

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AND, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE CUTTING AWAY TO YOU.

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YOU WERE LIKE,
"GOD, IT REALLY GETS TO ME

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THOSE COMMENTS LIKE, 'OH,
LOOK HOW PRETTY THE TREE IS.'"

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YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I TEND TO LOOK
AT THE WORLD AROUND ME,

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I LIVE MY LIFE WITH OPEN EYES...

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AND I ENJOY THE WORLD,

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I ENJOY PEOPLE
AND I ENJOY NATURE.

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AND I MAKE IT A POINTOF ACKNOWLEDGING THAT
IN MY LIFE EACH AND EVERY DAY

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AND THAT'S WHY
I'M A HAPPY PERSON.

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THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.

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IT MAY NOT MAKE<i>YOU</i>HAPPY,

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BUT IF I WANNA
EXPRESS IT AND SAY IT,

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I'M GONNA SAY IT.

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I THINK YOU'RE
MISSING WHAT I'M SAYING.

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I DON'T CARE.

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I THINK EVERYONE'S
COMING DOWN ON VANESSA

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A LITTLE BIT UNFAIRLY

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BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH--

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AND I REALLY
DID SEE THE--

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IN MY EYES--

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Bryan: YOU TWO-FACED
SON OF A BITCH.

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WHICH WAY IS IT?
WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?

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SALOMON,
GO ONE WAY, DOG.

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GO ONE WAY.
I MEAN--

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I'M BEING HONEST.

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I'M--YOU KNOW WHAT?

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WHAT ABOUT SASHA?

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YOU GUYS
ALL CAME DOWN ON SA--

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THAT'S THE ONE
YOU CAME DOWN--

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I DIDN'T COME
TO DEFEND VANESSA RIGHT NOW.

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I REALLY DO THINK--

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AFTER HANGING OUT
WITH HER AFTER THE SHOW,

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SHE'S THE SAME PERSON.

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AND SHE IS.
THAT'S TRUE.

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AND SHE IS
THE SAME PERSON--

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DRUNK WHORE.
OH, GOD!

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YOU FOUND ME OUT.

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BUT, YOU KNOW,
I THINK EVERYONE IN HERE--

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WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS
ON THE WAY UP HERE.

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WE WERE CHOSEN

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FOR THE PERSONALITIES
THAT WE ARE AND--

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Both: AND THE CONFLICTS
YOU WERE GONNA CREATE.

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AND FOR ANYONE
TO STILL HOLD A GRUDGE,

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YOU'RE STUPID

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AND YOU'RE IMMATURE, OKAY?

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GROW THE ( bleep ) UP!
I'M SORRY.

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OKAY? I'M SORRY.

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OKAY, SO STAY
RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

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THE URBAN JUNGLE REUNION
WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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♪♪

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( applause )

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK,

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NOW, LET ME ASK YOU GUYS,

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'CAUSE YOU GUYS
WERE KIND OF...

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VERY MUCH
EACH OTHER'S ALLIES,

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KIND OF TOWARDS
THE END OF THE SHOW.

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NOW, WERE THERE
ANY HARD FEELINGS

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WHEN HE VOTED
AGAINST YOU?

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I WAS SURPRISED,
MORE THAN ANYTHING.

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LIKE, DUDE,
I DON'T, HONESTLY-- I DON'T HAVE HARD FEELINGS
TOWARDS ANYBODY HERE,

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THEY MIGHT TOWARDS ME,

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BUT I DON'T
TOWARDS ANYBODY.

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SO I MEAN,
I WAS SURPRISED

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DEFINITELY BY RICH,
NOT BY JANINE,

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'CAUSE I THINK
SHE VOTED ME
EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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AND, UM,
( all laugh )

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I WAS SURPRISED I THINK
WITH, LIKE, SALOMON,

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'CAUSE HE'S A
TWO-FACED BASTARD,

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BUT, UM,
( laughing )

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DUDE, I, LIKE, I
HAVE NO HARD FEELINGS,

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I WAS SURPRISED,
LITTLE BIT LIKE WHEN I,

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AFTER I WAS GONE
AND I WATCHED

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SOME OF THE STUFF
THAT LIKE RICH SAID,

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I WAS LIKE,
"OH, ALL RIGHT,"

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BUT, LIKE,
IT'S COOL,

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LIKE, IT'S,
WE WERE ALL THERE,

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AND WHAT PEOPLE
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

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IS IN A SITUATION
LIKE THAT,

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LIKE,
NOTHING IS REALITY,

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LIKE, THERE'S CAMERAS
AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME,

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THE INTENSITY LEVEL
RAISES DRAMATICALLY,

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LIKE, GET OVER IT.

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IT'S OKAY,
HAVE A DRINK,

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YOU GUYS ARE COOL.

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I WENT HOME
IN ST. PATRICK'S DAY.

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ROCKED OUT
WITH MY ( bleep ),

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AND...
( laughing )

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WOKE UP ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR.
I'M COOL.

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YOU'RE FUN,
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
UM, BRYAN AND SASHA,

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UM, YOU GUYS KINDA
HAD A ROUGH FALLING OUT,

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KINDA AT THE END,
KIND OF EVEN--KINDA TOWARDS
THE LAST SEGMENT, TOO.

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UM, HOW ARE YOU GUYS NOW?

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ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS?

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YEAH. I THINK
YOU CAN CALL IT THAT.

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YEAH?
YEAH.

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HAVE YOU TALKED
TO HIM AT ALL

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SINCE THE SHOW?
YEAH,

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WE'VE HANGED OUT,
WE'VE GONE TO DINNER,

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AND WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS,

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SO I HAVEN'T TALKED TO 'IM
FOR A LITTLE WHILE ACTUALLY.

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SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SEEN 'IM IN A WHILE.

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SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
I DID.

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( laughing )

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I THINK WHAT
REALLY HAPPENED WAS...

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YOU KNOW,
AT THE--ON THE SHOW,

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IT WAS, UH, MORE OF,
YOU KNOW, GAME POINT,

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I THINK THAT'S
WHAT EVERYBODY WAS DOING.

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BASICALLY IT WAS
THE POINT OF THE GAME
ANYWAY, SO.

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BUT THEN AFTERWARDS
WHEN WE GET OUT--
TYPICAL GUY, RIGHT?

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TYPICAL,
TYPICAL DUDE.

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ANYWAY, BUT I WAS
INTERESTED IN YOU,

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( sighs )

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AND SO, ANYWAY,
WHEN I GOT HOME,

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I REALIZED THAT I
ACTED LIKE A ( bleep )

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SO I CALLED 'ER AND
I TRIED TO MAKE UP WITH 'ER,

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AND I TALKED
A LITTLE WHILE--
APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY.

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OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE.
Sasha:
I KNOW, IT WAS.

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ALL RIGHT, NOW,
BEFORE WE GO TO THE BREAK,

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I GOTTA ASK YOU
ABOUT THE POOP TALLY?

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WHAT'S THE POOP TALLY?

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IT'S ANOTHER THING
THIS ROCK STAR GIRL
RIGHT HERE GOT.

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WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT, LIKE,

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EVERYONE BEING
IN THE HOUSE,

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AND HOW SOME PEOPLE
REALLY GOT

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SO AFRAID
TO TAKE A ( bleep )

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AND I WAS JUST LIKE,
"DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

00:36:41.042 --> 00:36:43.834
LIKE, I'M A
( bleep ) POOP MACHINE,"

00:36:43.834 --> 00:36:45.459
AND SALOMON IS
LIKE, "NO WAY, MAN,"

00:36:45.459 --> 00:36:47.999
AND SO WE
STARTED THE TALLY.

00:36:47.999 --> 00:36:49.250
WHO WAS KEEPING COUNTS?

00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:50.167
WE BOTH EACH OTHER.

00:36:50.167 --> 00:36:51.751
OUR OWN.
( laughing )

00:36:51.751 --> 00:36:52.999
EACH OTHER'S.

00:36:52.999 --> 00:36:54.417
YEAH, SHE WOULD
CALL ME DOWN,

00:36:54.417 --> 00:36:56.751
"COME ON, SALOMON,
LOOK AT THIS POOP!"

00:36:56.751 --> 00:36:57.999
THIS SHOULD COUNT AS TWO.

00:36:57.999 --> 00:36:59.999
WELL, YOU GUYS
WEREN'T THE ONLY
ONES KEEPING COUNTS,

00:36:59.999 --> 00:37:01.918
SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
WE'RE KEEPING COUNTS, TOO.

00:37:01.918 --> 00:37:03.626
SO YOU GUYS GOTTA
CHECK THIS OUT.

00:37:03.626 --> 00:37:05.083
OH, OH.

00:37:05.083 --> 00:37:08.250
BOO!

00:37:08.250 --> 00:37:10.584
♪♪

00:37:13.250 --> 00:37:14.709
<i>MI VIDA!</i>

00:37:14.709 --> 00:37:17.751
I LOVE THESE BEANS,
DON'T YOU, BABY.

00:37:17.751 --> 00:37:22.709
TWO CANS OF AIR FRESHENER--

00:37:22.999 --> 00:37:24.999
PRETTY SOON, BABY.

00:37:24.999 --> 00:37:25.417
FIVE.

00:37:25.417 --> 00:37:30.751
♪ I POOPED ELEVEN TIMES

00:37:30.751 --> 00:37:34.876
I'M ONLY SIX DOWN,
HONEY.

00:37:34.876 --> 00:37:36.709
WHEN? WHEN,
YOU LIAR?

00:37:36.709 --> 00:37:37.667
NO, FOR ME,

00:37:37.667 --> 00:37:39.709
( indistinct )

00:37:40.999 --> 00:37:44.125
LET ME SEE AND PROVE.
( laughs )

00:37:44.125 --> 00:37:45.584
I'M SO COMPETITIVE,

00:37:45.584 --> 00:37:46.999
I WAS ACTUALLY
THINKING OF

00:37:46.999 --> 00:37:48.918
PHYSICALLY GIVING
MYSELF DIARRHEA

00:37:48.918 --> 00:37:50.792
I ALWAYS CATCH
UP WITH 'ER.

00:37:50.792 --> 00:37:53.209
I'M A BODILY
FUNCTION DUDE.

00:37:53.209 --> 00:37:55.375
THAT'S ALL I AM.

00:37:55.375 --> 00:37:59.250
Salomon: DID YOU EVER
LIE ON THE CRAP TALLY?

00:37:59.250 --> 00:38:00.999
NO.
NEVER?

00:38:00.999 --> 00:38:01.834
I SWEAR,
YOU KNOW WHAT?

00:38:01.834 --> 00:38:04.792
I'M SERIOUSLY MISSING
PROBABLY ABOUT FOUR.

00:38:04.792 --> 00:38:05.999
FOUR, NO DOUBT.

00:38:05.999 --> 00:38:08.999
I PUT MY HAIR
IN A PONY TAIL.

00:38:08.999 --> 00:38:11.125
OH, SO WHEN YOUR
HAIR'S ON A PONY TAIL,

00:38:11.125 --> 00:38:12.209
YOU JUST ( bleep ).

00:38:12.209 --> 00:38:13.083
( girls laugh )

00:38:13.083 --> 00:38:15.918
NO, BUT I WAS LIKE, ALSO--

00:38:15.918 --> 00:38:18.999
SOME SECRET--

00:38:18.999 --> 00:38:20.751
HEY, BE PROUD OF ME,
EVERYBODY,

00:38:20.751 --> 00:38:21.999
I JUST...

00:38:21.999 --> 00:38:25.250
DROPPED THE KIDS OFF.

00:38:25.250 --> 00:38:27.292
♪♪

00:38:27.292 --> 00:38:28.417
BIG APPLAUSE
FOR THE WINNER,

00:38:28.417 --> 00:38:30.167
VANESSA WAS THE WINNER
OF THE POOP TALLY.

00:38:30.167 --> 00:38:31.042
( applause )

00:38:31.042 --> 00:38:32.626
ALL RIGHT,
WHEN WE COME BACK,

00:38:32.626 --> 00:38:34.083
WE'RE GONNA
RE-LIVED THIS BIG

00:38:34.083 --> 00:38:36.209
SASHA-AND-VANESSA BLOW UP.

00:38:36.209 --> 00:38:37.083
YOU KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

00:38:37.083 --> 00:38:38.999
STAY TUNED BECAUSE
THERE'S A LOT MORE.

00:38:38.999 --> 00:38:42.459
<i>URBAN JUNGLE REUNION
</i> STILL OFF.

00:38:42.459 --> 00:38:45.999
( cheering, applause )

00:38:45.999 --> 00:38:48.250
♪♪

00:38:49.999 --> 00:38:52.083
♪♪

00:38:52.751 --> 00:38:53.999
( applause and cheering )

00:38:53.999 --> 00:38:57.626
ALL RIGHT, WE ALL REMEMBER
THE HEATED...HEATED EXCHANGE

00:38:57.626 --> 00:38:59.584
BETWEEN SASHA AND VANESSA
ON THE SHOW.

00:38:59.584 --> 00:39:01.999
BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T REALIZE IS THAT

00:39:01.999 --> 00:39:04.292
THEY ACTUALLY
STARTED OUT AS FRIENDS.

00:39:04.292 --> 00:39:05.459
CHECK THIS OUT.

00:39:05.459 --> 00:39:07.792
♪♪

00:39:08.709 --> 00:39:11.334
BUT SHE'S SO COOL,
SHE'S SO--

00:39:11.334 --> 00:39:12.292
AND SHE'S FASHIONABLE.

00:39:12.292 --> 00:39:14.999
SHE'S, LIKE,
SHE'S GOT ( bleep )
EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

00:39:14.999 --> 00:39:16.167
BUT THEN SHE'S GOT
THE THRIFT SHODS.

00:39:16.167 --> 00:39:20.375
SO, YOU KNOW.
IT'S LIKE--IT'S LIKE,
"WHOA, GIRL."

00:39:22.999 --> 00:39:25.999
( laughter )

00:39:25.999 --> 00:39:27.000
Sasha: SO WRONG.

00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:28.667
♪ SISTER

00:39:28.667 --> 00:39:31.709
♪ I LOST MY SISTER

00:39:31.709 --> 00:39:35.417
♪ I LOST THE BEST FRIEND

00:39:35.417 --> 00:39:38.375
♪ THAT I KNEW

00:39:38.375 --> 00:39:42.125
♪ THERE'S NOT ANOTHER

00:39:42.125 --> 00:39:44.999
♪ QUITE LIKE HER

00:39:44.999 --> 00:39:48.709
♪ I'LL KEEP ON SEARCHING

00:39:48.709 --> 00:39:54.959
♪ TILL I'M GONNA FIND HER

00:39:54.959 --> 00:39:57.999
♪ I KNOW I'LL FIND 
( scratching )

00:39:57.999 --> 00:39:59.042
( tape rewinds )

00:39:59.042 --> 00:40:00.501
WHAT'S MY LABEL?

00:40:00.501 --> 00:40:02.999
UM, STUCK-UP BITCH.

00:40:02.999 --> 00:40:05.959
AND YOU'RE
JUST ( bleep ) SO.

00:40:05.959 --> 00:40:07.250
HA HA HA HA.

00:40:07.250 --> 00:40:08.292
RUDE AND YOU'RE MALICIOUS

00:40:08.292 --> 00:40:10.334
UNTIL YOU ( bleep )
GET YOUR WAY.

00:40:10.334 --> 00:40:12.501
LET ME FINISH.
LOOK, CAN I FINISH?

00:40:12.501 --> 00:40:13.292
♪ SISTER

00:40:13.292 --> 00:40:15.459
♪ I LOST MY SISTER

00:40:15.459 --> 00:40:18.459
( laughing )
( applause )

00:40:22.375 --> 00:40:25.042
FRIENDS? NOT FRIENDS?
WHAT'S THE DEAL, GUYS?

00:40:25.042 --> 00:40:26.876
WELL, LOOK, HONESTLY,
AND I'M NOT...

00:40:26.876 --> 00:40:30.999
SAYING LIKE
THAT WE WEREN'T...
I'M NOT SAYING--

00:40:30.999 --> 00:40:34.292
ALL I'M SAYING IS
IF YOU EVER WATCHED
ANY OF THE EPISODES,

00:40:34.292 --> 00:40:36.667
YOU'D KNOW IN THE VERY FIRST
OR SECOND EPISODE

00:40:36.667 --> 00:40:39.876
THAT I MADE A COMMENT
DIRECTLY ABOUT SASHA,

00:40:39.876 --> 00:40:40.999
THAT WASN'T
A FRIENDLY COMMENT.

00:40:40.999 --> 00:40:43.667
SO, I MEAN, WE GOT ALONG
AND THINGS WERE FINE,

00:40:43.667 --> 00:40:46.999
BUT I WOULDN'T GO
AS FAR AS EXAGGERATING--

00:40:46.999 --> 00:40:49.209
I JUST DID...AT ALL.

00:40:49.209 --> 00:40:50.999
SASHA, YOUR THOUGHTS?

00:40:50.999 --> 00:40:52.876
WE'RE JUST
TWO COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

00:40:52.876 --> 00:40:57.000
BOTTOM LINE,
AND I DON'T AGREE WITH HER,
AND SHE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME.

00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:58.459
BUT WE'RE COOL.

00:40:58.459 --> 00:40:59.209
( giggling )

00:40:59.209 --> 00:41:01.999
HOW WAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED
SINCE YOU DID THIS,

00:41:01.999 --> 00:41:03.876
UM, THE<i>URBAN JUNGLE?
</i> SASHA?

00:41:03.876 --> 00:41:07.876
I HAD NEVER BEEN
SO APPRECIATIVE
OF THE STUFF THAT I HAVE.

00:41:07.876 --> 00:41:10.876
I MEAN, I WENT HOME
AND I LITERALLY CRIED.

00:41:10.876 --> 00:41:14.999
INTO MY PILLOW
BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY
THAT I HAD CLEAN SHEETS

00:41:14.999 --> 00:41:19.292
AND A COMFORTABLE BED
AND MY SHOWER, OH, MY GOD.

00:41:19.292 --> 00:41:20.999
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THESE PEOPLE--

00:41:20.999 --> 00:41:22.999
IT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT TO ME
THAT THESE PEOPLE

00:41:22.999 --> 00:41:23.999
WORK SO HARD
FOR MINIMUM WAGE.

00:41:23.999 --> 00:41:27.876
I MEAN, PEOPLE
AT EXECUTIVE DESKS
THAT MAKE $100,000 A YEAR

00:41:27.876 --> 00:41:33.999
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO SHOVE CORN FOR EIGHT HOURS
A DAY FOR $5.75 AN HOUR.

00:41:33.999 --> 00:41:38.918
I MEAN, IT'S BRUTAL,
AND IT REALLY OPENED
MY EYES SO...

00:41:38.918 --> 00:41:40.751
( applause )

00:41:41.834 --> 00:41:43.459
ALL RIGHT, SALOMON,
YOUR PROFILE,

00:41:43.459 --> 00:41:46.876
YOU WERE ON LIKE A SAILBOAT,
JUST CHILLING.

00:41:46.876 --> 00:41:48.083
♪♪

00:41:48.083 --> 00:41:51.667
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU'RE LIKE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE GHETTO.

00:41:51.667 --> 00:41:52.584
SO HOW DID THAT CHANGE YOU?

00:41:52.584 --> 00:41:53.999
THERE WAS THIS HOUSE
RIGHT NEXT TO OURS,

00:41:53.999 --> 00:41:58.334
AND, UH, UM, THE FAMILY
WOULD JUST COME OUT

00:41:58.334 --> 00:42:01.834
AND DRINK, PLAY DOMINOES,
AND...

00:42:01.834 --> 00:42:04.334
THE VERY, YOU KNOW,
THE PREVIOUS NIGHT

00:42:04.334 --> 00:42:05.667
THEY HAD A HEROIN RAID

00:42:05.667 --> 00:42:07.375
OR THEY HAD, YOU KNOW,
PROSTITUTION RING

00:42:07.375 --> 00:42:09.083
OR STUFF LIKE THAT
ON THE SAME STREET,

00:42:09.083 --> 00:42:11.042
IT'S LIKE OBLIVIOUS TO THEM.
THEY'RE FAMILY.

00:42:11.042 --> 00:42:14.334
THEY'RE ALL ABOUT FAMILY,
AND THEY'RE ALL ABOUT
THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE

00:42:14.334 --> 00:42:15.999
AND THE PEOPLE
THAT THEY PUT AROUND THEM.

00:42:15.999 --> 00:42:18.501
AND, YOU KNOW,
FOR A BRIEF MOMENT IN TIME,

00:42:18.501 --> 00:42:19.999
ALL NINE OF US
WERE PART OF THAT.

00:42:19.999 --> 00:42:21.751
THESE PEOPLE
DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,

00:42:21.751 --> 00:42:24.999
BUT YET THEY HAVE
SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

00:42:24.999 --> 00:42:27.834
EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM
AND EVERYONE THAT HAS MONEY

00:42:27.834 --> 00:42:30.167
AND EVERYONE THAT, YOU KNOW,
HAS A COOL CAR AND STUFF,

00:42:30.167 --> 00:42:33.751
YOU KNOW, SHOULD GO
DOWN TO THE GHETTO,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW...

00:42:33.751 --> 00:42:36.209
CH--CHECK IT OUT,
WATCH THOSE PEOPLE,
BECAUSE...

00:42:36.209 --> 00:42:38.167
THERE'S A LOT TO TEACH.
THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE.

00:42:38.167 --> 00:42:39.292
NOT THESE NINE PEOPLE.

00:42:39.292 --> 00:42:41.042
WE'RE FAKE, YOU KNOW,
IN A WAY.

00:42:41.042 --> 00:42:42.834
WE'RE ON TV.
WE'RE ON TV.

00:42:42.834 --> 00:42:43.999
Pete: I THINK
THE WHOLE POINT TO THIS.

00:42:43.999 --> 00:42:46.626
YOU KNOW, SURE,
IT'S A REALITY TV SHOW

00:42:46.626 --> 00:42:49.209
BUT WE--WE PUT THEM
IN A PLACE

00:42:49.209 --> 00:42:52.999
JUST TO LET THEM SEE
HOW IT IS ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE TRACKS.

00:42:52.999 --> 00:42:54.999
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I RESPECT THAT.

00:42:54.999 --> 00:42:56.999
AND I THINK A LOT OF 'EM--
ALL OF 'EM,

00:42:56.999 --> 00:43:00.792
THEY DID RESPECT THAT,
AND THEY DID SEE THAT.

00:43:00.792 --> 00:43:02.334
( applause )

00:43:02.334 --> 00:43:05.834
NOW LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
THE WINNER OF $55,000.

00:43:05.834 --> 00:43:08.083
SO, JANINE, HAVE YOU BEEN BACK
TO THE REC CENTER?

00:43:08.083 --> 00:43:09.876
YEAH, I'VE BEEN BACK
A FEW TIMES ACTUALLY.

00:43:09.876 --> 00:43:10.999
AND, UM,
'BOUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

00:43:10.999 --> 00:43:13.542
I TAUGHT BALLET
FOR MISS ROBIN'S CLASS AGAIN.

00:43:13.542 --> 00:43:15.584
AND, UH, I'VE BEEN SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME

00:43:15.584 --> 00:43:17.626
AT SAVE OUR FUTURE,
UM, AS WELL.

00:43:17.626 --> 00:43:20.501
I'M RIGHT NOW WORKING
ON PRODUCING A DOCUMENTARY

00:43:20.501 --> 00:43:22.834
ON THE SCHOOL
AND ON THE KIDS

00:43:22.834 --> 00:43:23.999
AND CHARLOTTE
AND KEN JORDAN,

00:43:23.999 --> 00:43:27.792
WHO ARE RUNNING
THE MOST INCREDIBLE
PLACE EVER.

00:43:27.792 --> 00:43:30.584
I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER HERE.
I THINK WE DO.

00:43:30.584 --> 00:43:32.792
( applause and cheering )

00:43:32.792 --> 00:43:36.999
ALL RIGHT, WELL, UM, RICH,
WE HAVE AN E-MAIL
FROM SOMEBODY.

00:43:36.999 --> 00:43:40.292
FROM SUSIE, UH, FROM SUSIE
IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.

00:43:40.292 --> 00:43:41.375
( Marilyn laughs )
AWESOME.

00:43:41.375 --> 00:43:44.292
RICH...DID YOU
EVER CALL THE TEACHER?

00:43:44.292 --> 00:43:45.876
( laughing )

00:43:47.417 --> 00:43:48.751
WELL, UH...
( clears throat )

00:43:48.751 --> 00:43:53.626
I DID CALL HER
ACTUALLY THE NIGHT
I GOT KICKED OFF THE SHOW.

00:43:53.626 --> 00:43:54.167
AND HOW DID THAT GO?

00:43:54.167 --> 00:43:58.334
IT WENT--IT WENT WELL,
I MEAN, FOR THE NIGHT.

00:43:58.334 --> 00:43:59.999
( laughing )

00:43:59.999 --> 00:44:03.334
WE, I ACTUALLY MET UP
WITH HER IN MALIBU THAT NIGHT.

00:44:03.334 --> 00:44:07.751
YES, SHE DEFINITELY
PUTS A GOOD MEANING
TO "A NAUGHTY TEACHER."

00:44:07.751 --> 00:44:09.459
HA HA HA HA!
( laughing )

00:44:09.459 --> 00:44:10.667
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.

00:44:10.667 --> 00:44:12.751
WE WANNA THANK EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU GUYS

00:44:12.751 --> 00:44:14.584
FOR MAKING 
<i>URBAN JUNGLE REUNION</i>

00:44:14.584 --> 00:44:16.792
SUCH A WONDERFUL,
WONDERFUL SHOW.

00:44:16.792 --> 00:44:18.167
AND IF YOU DON'T MIND,
BRYAN...

00:44:18.167 --> 00:44:22.334
( giggles )
BRYAN, UM, CAN YOU PLEASE
SING US OUT?

00:44:22.334 --> 00:44:24.459
WE GOT A GUITAR FOR YOU.

00:44:24.459 --> 00:44:26.000
( applause )

00:44:29.542 --> 00:44:32.042
AND MY--MY NAME IS KRISTINA,
BY THE WAY.
( laughs )

00:44:32.042 --> 00:44:34.959
IN CASE YOU WANNA ADD ME
IN THERE.

00:44:39.250 --> 00:44:41.334
♪ SALOMON

00:44:41.334 --> 00:44:45.083
♪ WHAT A BACK STABBER

00:44:45.083 --> 00:44:46.999
♪ AND RICH

00:44:46.999 --> 00:44:48.375
♪ TELL US ALL ABOUT HEATHER

00:44:48.375 --> 00:44:51.999
( laughing )

00:44:51.999 --> 00:44:53.709
♪ J.P. WAS COOL

00:44:53.709 --> 00:44:55.417
♪ NOT A DRAG

00:44:56.667 --> 00:45:00.334
♪ ALL HE WANTED TO DO
WAS PUKE IN HIS BAG ♪

00:45:00.334 --> 00:45:01.959
( laughing )

00:45:02.999 --> 00:45:07.334
♪ SASHA WAS
THE QUEEN OF BEING RUDE ♪

00:45:07.834 --> 00:45:11.042
♪ AND KIM, I THINK
WE'D ALL LIKE TO SEE YOU NUDE ♪

00:45:11.042 --> 00:45:13.626
( laughing )

00:45:13.626 --> 00:45:15.250
♪ TO END MY STORY

00:45:15.250 --> 00:45:17.000
♪ IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY

00:45:18.459 --> 00:45:20.042
♪ I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE

00:45:20.042 --> 00:45:22.334
♪ JANINE WON
THE ( bleep ) MONEY ♪

00:45:22.334 --> 00:45:26.167
( applause and cheering )

00:45:28.209 --> 00:45:30.876
Kristina:
SEE YOU GUYS LATER!

00:45:30.876 --> 00:45:32.709
(<i>Urban Jungle
</i> music plays )

00:45:32.709 --> 00:45:34.667
Kristina:
STAND UP.